You’re going to need to go on and start playing the Darth Vader/Evil Empire music from Star Wars in your head.
Waiting….Alright, is everyone doing it? I’d now like to present to you…
The Dark Side of Key West:
I have no idea who did this but clearly they are awesome.
Not so awesome? What passed for beaches in Key West.
See that brown icky stuff? It was on the beach at the hotel.
The other beaches in Key West were no better. Very rocky. That’s because they’re really aren’t beaches naturally in Key West. It’s a great town with tons of history and a vibrant night life. It’s just not really a ‘lay on the beach’ type town.
So, if you want that these aren’t the beaches you are looking for. Just like these aren’t the droids you are looking for.