No ‘Most Embarrassing Moments’ List of mine could possibly be complete without spending a little time talking about Twitter. If you aren’t familiar with it, Twitter is a social media site where users share their thoughts in 140 characters or less. I stinking LOVE Twitter. It’s my favorite social media site. It’s a great place to watch breaking news and live events unfold. Heck, live tweeting events is fun!
So how do I use Twitter? Well, basically since my very first tweet, Twitter has been a dumping ground for the moronic things I do on a daily basis. Why, you ask? Yeah, I don’t know. Nary a clue. For some reason, I just feel the need to put it on Twitter anytime I act like a monkey.
Get caught daydreaming in church? Boom! Put it on Twitter:
Embarrass the kids by sitting in the yard in your husband’s Mario boxers? Boom! Put it on Twitter:
Catch yourself watching The Berenstein Bears even though there are no kids at home? Welcome to Twitter:
And finally, for tonight anyway…
Chop jalapeños without gloves which results in a three hour crying jag? Put that business on Twitter!
Twitter. Where embarrassment and mortification are celebrated.